Jehovah's Witness

I just got a visit from a group of Jehovah's witnesses. Atreu our 170 pound Great Dane scared the beejeezus out of them as they approached the door. They were very nicely dressed I must say. I spoke to them for a few minutes but to my surprise they didn't want to talk about how I'm down to 201 pounds today. They kept preaching this mumbo jumbo about spreading the word or the second coming or something. It all made me very hungry. Off to eat my Oatmeal bar, 1/2 cup cottage cheese, one fruit and cup of milk. The Jehovah's witnesses just don't understand.